More people are concerned with why women stay in abusive relationships than why men are abusing women
“OK. We want to see the heroine’s boyfriend (Chris Hemsworth) fall to the floor, wrestling shirtless with the villain’s hot, possibly bisexual henchman (Justin Timberlake), crotch to face like a pair of MMA fighters brawling in some kind of outdoor Octagon, abs glistening in the rain. We don’t want any punches or anything that would mar their chiseled faces, beyond one drop of blood on, say, Justin Timberlake’s lip, which he licks off seductively before lunging at Chris Hemsworth again.”
The whole article is gold.
Fixed the title.